"Fanquevallemud"

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia.....

Room Service(RS): "Moling! loom sirfeees" 

Guest(G): "Yes......"

RS: "Dju witch true odor somefing??" 

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "How July ee done peace?"

G: "What??"

 RS: "How July ee done?... Fi, boy?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Howbow bkan?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

 RS: "O light. An sum DOS?"

G: "What?"

 RS: "Dosee. July sum DOS?"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."

 RS: "Mmm...............Toes! toes!..."

G: "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"

 RS: "Howbow ink-ga-lis mudfun?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be  fine."

 RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

 RS: "Copy...Mill...all T?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

 RS: "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy.. wite?"

G: "Well....Whatever you say"

RS: "Fanquevallemud!"

G: "You're welcome"

Glossary:

"Moling! loom sirfeees" - Morning, Room service..

"Dju witch true odor somefing??"  - Do you wish to order something?

"How July ee done peace?" - How do you want it done please?

"How July ee done?... Fi, boy?" - How do you want it done?  Fried, boil?

"Howbow bkan?" - How about bacon?

"O light. An sum DOS?" -Orait, and some toast?

"Dosee. July some DOS?" -  do you want some toast?

"Mmm...............Toes! toes!..." -  Mmm.. Toast toast 

"Howbow ink-ga-lis mudfun?" - How about english muffin?

"Copy?" - Coffee?

"Copy...Mill...all T?" - Coffee, Milk or tea?

 "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy.. wite? - Orait. Scramble eggs, cripsy bacon, toast and coffee, right? 

"Fanquevallemud!"  - well…now you know…ROTFL!